Wednesday, January 12, 2011

"Schmediums"

This topic is a little overdo since my husband and his best friend coined the term "schmediums."  You will find it in the Webster Dictionary under "a man who wears a size smaller shirt than one that actually fits him."  For example, a size medium actually fits you best but you buy a size small.

Add small + medium = schmedium.  I'll refrain at this time from naming any names . . .  

Maybe you men wear schmediums because you are unwilling to admit and face the fact you are getting a little heavier.  Maybe you men wear schmediums because you think it makes your biceps and chest look bigger . . . really men?  Maybe you wear schmediums because you want to show off your abs and a smaller shirt will help you NOT cover torso appropriately.  Belly shirts for men?  Either way, it makes us laugh.

When my husband and his best friend first started laughing at these schmedium lovers, I thought they were a little crazy.  But after observing too many men in this attire, I realize this is a problem that must be addressed and stopped ASAP. 

I can hear Jacob and Jono laughing as they read this blog now . . .

1 comment:

  1. Is this like the lady out on the prowl who's a six that looks so good in a four that she buys a two instead? ;)

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